Goth Chick News: Why, Universal Studios? Why?
In the midst of my favorite time of year, I must hang my head and sigh over the undeniable fact that Universal Studios plans to continue its reboot vendetta against its own iconic monster catalog.
This, in spite of the proverbial box office stake being driven straight through the heart of Dracula Untold back in 2014.
Never heard of it? Nope, and you probably never will after this.
Still, to date we have pseudo-confirmations of everything but The Mummy, which has a confirmed release date of June 9, 2017.
- The Mummy (2017), starring Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella
- Untitled Invisible Man film (TBA), starring Johnny Depp
- Untitled Wolf Man film (TBA)
- Untitled Creature from the Black Lagoon film (TBA)
- Untitled Bride of Frankenstein film (TBA)
- Untitled Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (rumored), starring Russell Crowe
- Untitled Frankenstein film (rumored), starring Javier Bardem
Why you ask? Or at least that is what I ask as I mix up another pumpkin spice martini. I mean, its one thing for Hollywood to be bereft of any novel ideas, and quite another to mess with classics of this magnitude.