World Fantasy Convention In A Really Large Nutshell, Part I

It was a long and arduous journey from New York City to San Diego last Thursday. Oh, the delays! Oh, the taxiing! Oh, the stand-bys!
However, two things made the journey incredibly pleasant. One was my traveling companions, Ellen Kushner and Delia Sherman, who both travel so often that they have it down to an art form.
When I told her I liked to arrive at the airport two hours early, Ellen replied:
“I’m more like Peter Sellars, who said he likes airplanes to be like taxicabs: He gets to the airport, gets on one, and it leaves.”
Daunting! But, see, it worked!
The second thing was the book I read on the airplane. It was Delia’s book, actually released during the convention. It’s a Young Adult time-travel fantasy called The Freedom Maze. I sank into its story as doth the unwary sheep in the treacherous highland bog, and emerged from the last page as we were landing in Texas. Where, due to earlier delays in New York, we’d missed our connection flight.
But have no fear, gentle readers! Even though I was certain I’d never make it to World Fantasy in time for my VERY FIRST EVER WORLD FANTASY READING, the Gods of the Air (and my two traveling companions, AKA fairy godmothers) were with me. Lo was I shunted onto the next flight, the Last of the Stand-By passengers, while Ellen and Delia waved goodbye and sent me texts saying:
“We are eating BBQ and feeling no pain.”
They were booked on the next flight out. I was on my way. I fell promptly asleep.