Goth Chick News: They’re Heeeerrrreee… Again
At the end of June, MGM and Twentieth Century Fox announced they will co-finance and distribute a remake of the 1982 horror classic, Poltergeist, causing fans all over the globe to let out a howl of collective agony.
Any movie that can send practically an entire generation into therapy over a stuffed clown and television static should be left entirely alone.
Seriously.
But of course Hollywood cannot seem to keep its hands to itself.
Gil Kenan (Monster House) is set to direct from a screenplay by writer David Lindsay-Abaire (Oz: The Great and Powerful) and the film is being produced by Sam Raimi (Evil Dead) and Rob Tapert (The Posession) via Ghost House Pictures.
Okay, the credentials had made us feel only slightly better before the synopsis sent us right back into a tailspin.
A family man called Eric Bowen (rather than Steve Freeling – GC) moves his wife and kids to a new town in the hopes of a fresh start, a plan which goes horribly wrong when his daughter, Madeleine, is abducted by evil forces.
Wow… original.