Self-Publishing Checklist: The Random No One Tells You
OH MY GAWD! You fancy glitterquill! You wrote a book.
So did I. It took forever. Mostly because I was an undisciplined mess who worked multiple jobs for the majority of the book’s birthing, but HEY! It got done. And… it appears… you’ve done the same. Which is rad. Take a moment to celebrate yourself. I don’t care how you get yer good times (sex, napping, whiskey, dancing, WHATEVER!), but you need to celebrate. For example, I read for a week straight and C.S.E. Cooney got me a sweet potato pie. Which no one else ate. It was ALL MINE. For breakfast. For dinner. There was no guilt ONLY WIN AT LIFE!
But… okay. So you have this thing. It is a manuscript. It is in a Word doc. You want to self-publish it. What the hell happens now? A LOT. Dear GEEZUS, a lot. Are you sure you want to do this? Yes? Okay. Well, here is a list – NOT ALL INCLUSIVE – but a starter guide to the pile of stink you stuck your foot into.
1. Firm Out Your Expectations
- What do you want from your self-publishing experience?
- Do you want to be a bestseller? (Um… good luck.)
- Are you shooting to be a midlist author?
- Maybe you are a passionate amateur who is publishing for friends and family?
Whatever you are, know it and embrace it. My suggestion… keep your heart and drive high and your expectations low.