Goth Chick News: The New Poltergeist Clown – Oh Hell No

Poltergeist might have been the first time I was ever truly scared by a movie.
Of course I grew up on a solid diet of Universal Studios movie monsters along with an array of black and white horrors from Hammer shown on late-night TV. But in all of those, no matter how high the creep factor, it was fairly clear that these stories depicted reel reality, not real reality.
But then along came little Carol Anne Freeling and her off-air television.
Suddenly, all “real” scary stuff was up there on the screen; the craggy dead tree knocking against your bedroom window, lightning storms looming ever closer, the half-open closet door…
And the clown… under the bed.
I mean come on, Vincent Price as The Fly was enough to make you watch at least part of it through splayed fingers, but deep down you knew a fly with a human head was pretty darn unlikely.
But an evil clown under your bed? Entirely plausible.
To this day, even as low-tech as it now appears, Poltergeist still gives me a shudder. It knew what scared us alright.
So it is with some trepidation that I remind you that a reboot of Tobe Hopper’s original fright fest is due to hit theaters on July 24th, in 3D no less.