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Goth Chick News Reviews: We Can All Relate to Murder Your Employer

Goth Chick News Reviews: We Can All Relate to Murder Your Employer


Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide (Avid Reader Press, February 21, 2023)

First and foremost, this review is in no way a reference to our Black Gate big cheese John O. Speaking for BG Photog Chris Z and I, we can say unequivocally that we have never even thought of doing anything diabolical to John O. True that he forbid us to expense any more Hummer rentals or bottles of Fireball for our frequent road trips; forgetting of course, the former was for our safety and the latter for everyone else’s. Also true that he insists we fly Spirit Airlines and bring carry-on’s only to avoid baggage charges, resulting in Chris Z often going light on changes of socks in order to make room for his Ziplock bag of minibar bottles. But even with all this and more, we did not consider this delightful publication a potential “How To” manual.

With that information in mind, I can tell you that Murder Your Employer: The McMasters Guide to Homicide Volume 1 by Rupert Holmes is only the third book in my personal history which made me laugh out loud; with the first two being Good Omens (2006) by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett and The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (1979) by Douglas Adams.

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A Book Worth Reading Every Year: Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White

A Book Worth Reading Every Year: Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White

In a few days I’ll begin my twenty-first year of teaching fourth grade; as I tell my new families every intro night, I’m going to keep doing it until I get it right.

As always, the year ahead is largely unknown territory; even so, there are some things that I know will happen. For instance, there will be days when it seems like the kids are utterly clueless, and there will be days when it seems like I’m utterly clueless; students will be stricken by strange stomach maladies that come out of nowhere (usually right after a hasty lunch followed by twenty minutes of running around on the playground) and disappear just as quickly. There will be computer troubles and copier failures at the most inopportune times, and chairs or even desks will mysteriously tip over, spilling their contents (human or otherwise) on the floor — inevitably, just as we’re beginning to dig into the mysteries of long division or at some other equally problematic moment. I could go on, but why bother? If you’ve ever been in a classroom, you already know it all.

And I love it; there’s nothing that I would rather be doing, and one reason is because there’s another thing that I know will happen — I’ll read aloud to my students, and it’s the thing that I look forward to most; it’s always the high point of our day.

Every year we get through several books. Some are old favorites that I often return to (The BFG, The Cricket in Times Square, Pippi Longstocking) and some are “new” books that I try out in hopes of adding to my stock of old reliables (The Enormous Egg made the rotation, but after reading The Phantom Tollbooth last year, I know I won’t be revisiting it — it’s not a bad book; it’s just not great for reading aloud). There’s one book, however, that there’s never any question about; every year I treat my kids — and myself — to E.B. White’s masterpiece, Charlotte’s Web.

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A to Z Reviews: “Fiat Silva” by Jack Oakley

A to Z Reviews: “Fiat Silva” by Jack Oakley

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Jack Oakley published two science fiction short stories in the mid 90s. His debut, “The Tragedy of KL,” appeared in Weird Tales from Shakespeare, edited by Katharine Kerr and Martin H. Greenberg. His second story, “Fiat Silva,” was bought by the same editorial team and appeared in Enchanted Forests the following year.

While on a family camping trip, Adams finds the birds and the trees talking to him. Astounded by the wonder of being able to hear the trees, he learns that they talk to everyone. What sets him apart is that he actually spoke back to the trees. An unapologeticy environmentalist story, the trees describe the process of deforestation to Adam and ask for his help in stopping their plight. Adam, quite reasonably responds that as a young boy, there is little he can do to stop deforestation.

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A Patroller for a Vanished Federation: In the Hands of Glory by Phyllis Eisenstein

A Patroller for a Vanished Federation: In the Hands of Glory by Phyllis Eisenstein


In the Hands of Glory (Timescape/Pocket Books, November 1981). Cover by Rowena Morrill

Here’s my new look at an SF paperback from the ’70s/’80s. Phyllis Eisenstein’s In the Hands of Glory is a book I eagerly bought and read back when it came out, in 1981. By a writer whose work I enjoyed. From a publishing imprint (Timescape, edited by David Hartwell) that I greatly respected. (Not to mention the Rowena Morrill cover which, let’s just say, overtly exaggerates certain physical characteristics of the protagonist relative to her actual depiction in the book.) And I had fond, but very dim, memories of the book. So I reread it.

Phyllis Eisenstein (1946-2020) was a Chicago writer. Black Gate is a Chicago-based ‘zine, and I’m originally from the Chicago area myself, and over the years I got to know Phyllis and her husband (and sometime collaborator) Alex fairly well, from meeting them at any number of conventions. Indeed, at this year’s Windy City Pulp and Paper Convention, I had a long conversation with Alex which touched on their time in Germany (Alex was in the military then) during which Phyllis drafted her first novel.

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The Great Escapes: James, Kindred, The Reformatory by Percival Everett, Octavia Butler, and Tananarive Due

The Great Escapes: James, Kindred, The Reformatory by Percival Everett, Octavia Butler, and Tananarive Due

James (Doubleday, March 19, 2024), Kindred (Doubleday,
July 1979), and The Reformatory (S&S/Saga Press, October 31, 2023

Percival Everett’s James is receiving a lot of well-deserved critical praise. As the title indicates (and the choice of the formal name a key trope), this reimagining of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn elevates the escaped slave Jim from supporting stereotypical character to leading man status. Fearing he is about to be sold by his owner and separated from his family, James becomes a runaway not just for his own sake, but to find a way to free his wife and daughter. Along the way, he meets Huck who has just faked his death to escape an abusive father. So far we’re close to Twain’s original, and while Everett retains some events, the perspective shifts to focus on James’s journey towards safety and dignity.

As with many of Everett’s novels, James is a satire of white perceptions of Blacks, reinventing James as highly literate and articulate. In an ironic reversal of enslaver laws that prohibit educating slaves, all Blacks are well-spoken amongst themselves and only resort to uneducated and subservient slang when in presence of their white oppressors. James calls it a “slave filter”: “White folks expect us to sound a certain way and it can only help if we don’t disappoint them. The only ones who suffer when they are made to feel inferior is us.”

Highly recommended, as is just about anything in the Everett catalog.

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To Walk on Worlds: Matthew John’s Sword & Sorcery Collection

To Walk on Worlds: Matthew John’s Sword & Sorcery Collection

To Walk on Worlds (Rogues in the House Podcast, 2024, 188pages). Cover art by Mike Hoffman

Black Gate highlighted Rogues in the House (RitH) podcast in 2022, and in a few years, that crew rapidly expanded with Sword & Sorcery publications that include: A Book of  Blades (2022)  and A Book of Blades Vol. II (2023), and a collection of John R. Fultz’s stories in The Revelations of Zang (2024)

This post reviews the newest collection of stories from RitH’s own Matthew John released this June: To Walk on Worlds is available now in eBook and paperback. Matthew John is fascinated with adventure fiction and moonlights as a writer and game designer for Monolith in addition to his podcast responsibilities.  This post reviews To Walk on Worlds with excerpts.

If Gandalf was an a**hole, then we’d call him a “Meddler” instead of an “Istar”

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A to Z Reviews: “Butterflies Like Jewels,” by Eric Nylund

A to Z Reviews: “Butterflies Like Jewels,” by Eric Nylund

A to Z ReviewsEric Nylund’s “Butterflies Like Jewels” appeared in Elemental, an charity anthology  published to support relief efforts for the 2004  Indian Ocean Tsunami that struck on Boxing Day. The anthology was co-edited by Alethea Kontis and Steven Savile and all the publisher’s and authors’ profits were donated to the Save the Children Tsunami Relief Fund.

Nylund opened his story with a quote from Sir Eustace Carter Van Diem, the leader of a fictitious expedition to search for the Nile in 1841. While Van Diem and his companions were never heard from again, Nylund jumps to the modern era when one of Van Diem’s descendants, Edward Van Diem, is living in the Oceanview senior resident facility. Van Diem has garnered the attention of Dr. Lang because Van Diem is the last known person to talk to Dr. Ambrose before he went missing and Lang and Ambrose’s long and rocky relationship has led the police to believe that Lang may be responsible for Ambrose’s disappearance.

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The Scottish Play: Macbeth by William Shakespeare

The Scottish Play: Macbeth by William Shakespeare

All hail, Macbeth! that shalt be king hereafter!

Macbeth, ACT I, SCENE III

Looking back on my second time around here at Black Gate, I saw that each for the first two summers I’d undertaken the enjoyable, if somewhat pointless task, of writing about a Shakespeare play (for what can I possibly bring to such an effort). First, there was A Midsummer Night’s Dream, then The Tempest. I skipped last summer because a sense of inadequacy for the task had me struggling to finish my piece about T.H. White’s The Once and Future King (pt. 1, pt. 2).

Having already missed last month’s installment of my column due to an ongoing run-in with a  5 mm kidney stone, I decided getting back to Shakespeare might be just the thing to get me moving. But what to read? I’ve only read fourteen of his thirty-nine plays, so I don’t know which of them have fantastical elements. And, then, it smacked me on the head, Macbeth. Not only is it my favorite of the plays I’ve read, but it’s suffused with magic, all black and malign. Then, there are all the movie versions, including a recent one starring Denzel Washington and France McDormand. So, let me begin.

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A to Z Reviews: “Signs and Symbols,” by Vladimir Nabokov

A to Z Reviews: “Signs and Symbols,” by Vladimir Nabokov

A to Z ReviewsVladimir Nabokov originally published “Signs and Symbols” in the New Yorker on May 15, 1948, although the editor, Katharine White, switched the order of the title to “Symbols and Signs.” Nabakov changed it back for subsequent publication, as well as reverting other changes White had made to the story. In 2020, Ann and Jeff Vandermeer included the story in their massive anthology The Big Book of Modern Fantasy.

A couple is trying to do their parental duty by visiting their son for his birthday. Despite loving their son, the fact that he suffers from referential mania and lives in an asylum makes them vaguely uncomfortable in visiting him as they are never quite sure what to expect, whether he’s having a good or bad day, and how well he will interact with the real world.

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We Are All Time Traveling Together: The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley

We Are All Time Traveling Together: The Ministry of Time by Kaliane Bradley


The Ministry of Time (Avid Reader Press, May 7, 2024)

Perhaps second only to space travel, science fiction is obsessed with time travel and in particular the paradox that if we go back to the past, how do we affect the future; can we inadvertently or purposely alter our “present”? Sometimes the answer is that your somehow being in the past is essential to determining your present (e.g., Kindred by Octavia Butler where the protagonist travels back to antebellum South to ensure an ancestor stays alive). Other times the innocent butterfly effect (e.g., Ray Bradbury’s A Sound of Thunder) has disastrous consequences; even attempting something seemingly good, such as thwarting a presidential assassination, proves catastrophic (e.g., Stephen King’s 1/22/63 ). Then there’s the question of how visitors from the future to our present seek to change future events (e.g., the Terminator movie franchise).

H.G. Wells’s The Time Machine is a canonical SF work because it offers a technology, rather than magical intervention, that enables time travel (hence the title). In addition to its social criticism, The Time Machine is a quintessential adventure tale. The hero enters a strange land populated by equally strange different beings nonetheless still sort of like us, whose use of advanced technology causes disaster. The hero manages escape, but then mysteriously disappears, perhaps in search of something better than what awaits back home.

Which brings us to Kaliane Bradley’s Ministry of Time, in which she reverse-engineers a number of these time travel and adventure tropes.

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