Epic Black Gate Trailer of AWESOMENESS!
Claire: How do we do this, O’Neill? I’m still new at this website editing.
John: Just type everything I say, Cooney. First, we wanna hype Magill and Sam.
Claire: Easy!
John: Wow, you type fast. This can’t be too long. We’ve got to get right to it.
Claire: Okay. So, dear Black Gate readers, look at this cool thing my friends Magill Foote and Sam Rahn did. It’s so 21st Century. And it makes Black Gate look so cool. Not that it needed any help. And now we just post it? Beneath the cut?
John: No, no, no. It’s gotta be right here! Do it now!
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