Four Things I Think I Think: May 2025
Time to share a few things I Think I Think.
I mean, what’ the point of having your own blog column if you can’t share your opinion on whatever you want to? Right???
1 – The Black Company Remains One of My Favorite Series’
I’ve written multiple times that audiobooks fit my lifestyle these years. I still enjoy reading a print book, and the digital format has made a LOT of long out-of-print Pulp, available. But I listen to audiobooks while I work, write, game, drive, and even fall asleep. I get to stuff I’d not, otherwise.
Last year I listened to the entire Black Company series (minus Port of Shadows). I have read the entire thing at least three times through, and this was my first listen. Last month, as I was doing a couple of long runs, I decided I wanted to listen to The Black Company (book one). during them. And here I am a month later, on Water Sleeps, the second-to-last book (I only have Port of Shadows in hardback, so excluding that from the discussion at present).
The initial trilogy is definitely my favorite part. The last two, my least. But this foundational series in the dark fantasy/grimdark subfield, endures. It remains a terrific read/listen, and I’m excited that the new chapter kicks off this Fall with Lies Weeping (an internet scoop provided by your hard-working columnist last year, here on Black Gate).
The books are told from different characters’ viewpoints, so there are different narrators. They all work, but I like Marc Vietor (Croaker) the most.
If you’ve never read The Black Company, you’re missing out on one of fantasy’s best. If you have read it, you should definitely check out Fletcher Vredenburgh’s series on it, here at Black Gate.
2 – Thieves World Deserves ‘Rediscovery’ Through the Audiobooks
I began reading the marvelous shared-world universe of Thieves World back in the eighties, not long after it started. I’ve re-read it multiple times, and I have almost all the spin-off books. MANY an RPG thief/rogue has been named Shadowspawn. And Molin Torchholder has been in play for clerics.
I was thrilled last year to discover that in August of 2023, Audible started carrying the first four Thieves World books! I immediately got all of them, narrated by Jonathan Johns. He sounds like Mackenzie Crook (Gareth in the British The Office; the one-eyed pirate in the Johnny Depp movies). He was an excellent choice.
They just dropped books five and six this month. Kim Morton is the new narrator for five. It’s a step down – his voice is kinda thin. It still works, but John was better. We’ll see how Noni Alley is with book six.
Listening to these audiobooks brings back the magic of Thieves World. I prefer the first books to the latter ones (the Beysib arrival felt like a shifting of the series, to me), so I’m happy these early ones are out. Thieves World was one of the early dark fantasy series, and a terrific multi-author universe. I despise Lynn Abbey’s short-lived reboot, and I wouldn’t listen to those books if they recorded them.
I am a fan of Janet Morris’ spin-off trilogy,with Tempus and the Stepsons fighting the wizards of the Mygadonian Alliance. All three came out last year on Audible, using an AI narrator. I think audiobooks should use human narrators. But I’m not intrinsically opposed to virtual voices. I assume cost is a significant factor; Several of Morris’ older books are now on Audible, with AI narration. I bought volume two, Beyond the Veil, after re-reading book one. It’s a bad narration. Now, I’ve listened to several bad human narrators. But this wasn’t very good. It definitely felt like a computer, not a human. I didn’t bother to get the third audiobook. And it’s the same voice used for one of her old Heroes in Hell books – I passed on that, as well.
But I’m definitely glad they have put out these Thieves World books, and I hope they do the whole original series. Definitely recommended to read and listen to.
3 – The Animated Clone Wars is Terrific
Star Wars Rebels was a really good series with a lot of lore added into the saga. I had seen a few episodes here and there of The Clone Wars, as well as a couple Bad Batch episodes. Clone Wars is my son’s favorite animated series in any genre: and he likes a lot of them. I decided to watch it from start to finish in an attempt to relate better to my teenager (good luck with that – I know).
Man, this is a terrific series. Love all the lore added/expanded on; the visual style; the action scenes: it’s all excellent. Episodes are a bit less than 25 minutes I think, and easy to binge in small numbers. I’m into season two (there are seven seasons and one hundred thirty three episodes) and while I still find Jar Jar annoying as hell, I like everything about this series. The light saber fights are really cool.
If you like the Star Wars universe and haven’t seen this show yet, you are definitely missing out – like I was. And the Bad Batch was introduced near the end of the original show, and it’s a spin-off series you can follow up with.
There’s a Clone Wars ninety-minute movie that takes place right before the first episode of the Clone Wars series. It introduces Asohka as a padawan. I watched it after watching season one. That didn’t affect anything, and it’s definitely worth watching.
Highly recommend Clone Wars. And if you haven’t seen Rebels, it fills in some of the gap leading right up to the start of the first movie. And, the live-action Asohka series picked up the Rebels story line. Very recommended.
4 – Robert E. Howard Continues to Enthrall Me
John D. MacDonald remains my favorite writer of all time – any genre. I’m overdue for another dive into his short novels, but that’s just not on tap at present. However, I am continuing to read and re-read my second-favorite: the pride of Cross Plains.
I’ve got the third and final Kirby O’Donnell post coming for the Summer Pulp series (there were only three stories). I’m sure 2026 will see me ruminating on the one Steve Clarney story. But as I re-read “The Curse of the Crimson God,” as always, I was in awe of Howard’s writing skill. His prose is fantastic. He writes battle as well as anyone I’ve discovered. But his use of words, relentless pacing, and facility for spellbinding the reader, feels fresh every time.
I have a post on his occult detectives, Conrad and Kirowan, ready for the Summer. Horror is not my thing, but Howard was a master in that genre, as well. My love of MacDonald goes back more than forty years – he was a master. But Robert E. Howard may be unequaled at what he wrote. Even the prose in his Conan stories rises above the common perception of Pulp, and sword and sorcery. I may not love every story he wrote, but I am rarely disappointed in the writing (Breckenridge Elkins is totally an exception).
If you haven’t discovered REH – or only know Conan – get a couple volumes in the fantastic Del Rey series (they used the original unedited texts) and discover a true American treasure.
Not 5 –
I wanted the fifth item to be me praising the terrific documentary, Welcome To Wrehxam. Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney bought the Welsh soccer (football) club in Wrexham, in 2001. The whole thing has been covered in a wonderful documentary. The first episodes of season four dropped earlier this month. I’m not caught up yet.
But it is SO watchable. The owners, the team, the staff, and the town – you will get invested in all of them. The boys have (sometimes painfully) plugged in a lot of cash, and reaped ongoing success. Ryan and Rob are really fun and likable guys.
I’ll talk about Wrexham in a future What I’m Watching installment.
Prior Ten Things I Think I Think
Six Things I Think I Think (March 2025)
Ten Things I Think I Think (January 2025)
Ten Things I Think I Think (December 2024)
Nine Things I Think I Think (October 2024)
Five More Things I Think: Marvel Edition (September 2024)
Ten Things I Think I Think: Marvel Edition ( September 2024)
Five Things I Think I Think (January 2024)
Seven Things I Think I Think (December 2023)
Talking Tolkien: TenThings I Think I Think (August 2023)
A (Black) Gat in the Hand: Ten Things I Think I think (August 2023)
5 More Things I Think (March 2023)
10 Things I Think I Think (March 2023)
Bob Byrne’s ‘A (Black) Gat in the Hand’ made its Black Gate debut in 2018 and has returned every summer since.
His ‘The Public Life of Sherlock Holmes’ column ran every Monday morning at Black Gate from March, 2014 through March, 2017. And he irregularly posts on Rex Stout’s gargantuan detective in ‘Nero Wolfe’s Brownstone.’ He is a member of the Praed Street Irregulars, founded www.SolarPons.com (the only website dedicated to the ‘Sherlock Holmes of Praed Street’).
He organized Black Gate’s award-nominated ‘Discovering Robert E. Howard’ series, as well as the award-winning ‘Hither Came Conan’ series. Which is now part of THE Definitive guide to Conan. He also organized 2023’s ‘Talking Tolkien.’
He has contributed stories to The MX Book of New Sherlock Holmes Stories — Parts III, IV, V, VI, XXI, and XXXIII.
He has written introductions for Steeger Books, and appeared in several magazines, including Black Mask, Sherlock Holmes Mystery Magazine, The Strand Magazine, and Sherlock Magazine.
You can definitely ‘experience the Bobness’ at Jason Waltz’s ’24? in 42′ podcast.
You do you, Bob! We always enjoy your posts. And I fully endorse your love for Cook’s Black Company!
These audiobooks are REALLY good. I’m really enjoying listening to them while I do other stuff in my day. What fantastic series, time and again.
Thieves’ World is my favorite Walter Velez cover of all time. I thought that the series got a bit over-powered towards the end, but I liked it as the first shared world series I have read. I learned about it from a gaming magazine (Ares, the sf/f game magazine by SPI).
Doug Ellis has that original Velez painting (and I think one or two others). I saw it in his basement. I LOVE the Velez covers!!!
Listening to the first ones on audiobook has been fun. Love revisiting them.
I’m a huge Thieves’ World fan myself. I read them in the 90’s and it was some of my first fantasy besides Conan. (In fact, reading the first book by candlelight after Hurricane Hugo came through Charlotte, NC is one of my top reading experiances.)I’ve alway wanted to see another shared world antholgy by today’s best authors. I even figured George RR Martin would be a good editor for it. Especially, with his Wild Cards books under his belt.
Wanting to re-read that series, was the main factor and joining Audible. So I went through those first four and loved it.
However, it figures that they would finally start dropping some more Thieves’ World, right after I decided not to renew my Audible membership.
I’ve kinda had a love/hate relationship with The Black Company and I guess Glen Cook too. I think I have read the first couple trilogies. I love Cook’s story and dialog and I was pretty fresh out of the Army the first time I read it and I could tell by the characters attitudes that Cook was a veteran. However, I’m a reader that has alway tried to visualize stories in my head, and Cook is one of those writers who was alway lacking in physical describtions, which makes it difficult for me to really immerse myself in the story.
But you’ve got me thinking; maybe I need to activate my Audible and read them the same way you are. I do love it when different narrators are used for different point-of-view characters.
I really enjoy your articles.
Conan and Thieves World are def near the top of my list.
I use my Audible a lot. I just finished the last book of The Black Company (excluding Port of Shadows).
I’ll probably listen to the new book coming out this Fall.
I just started the first of Howard Andrew Jones’ recent Hanuvar trilogy (I read this novel already, but want to listen to it when I can). I get my clu
As much as I love the Black Company, I like Garrett PI even more. I’d LOOOOVE those in audio. I still re-read them sometimes.
Only one narrator per Black Company Book, but I know it was a different person for each of the Croaker, Sleepy, Murgen, and Lady books.
What did you think of the British guy who read Thieves World.
This new guy for book five was just okay.
I’ll get book six with next month’s credit.
I was kinda meh with the guy that read the first few Thieves’ World. He did a good enough job though every now and then I could understand a word or two.
I tried to read Garrett PI, and I liked it, but I just have a hard nailing down what the setting and everything is like; is it like our modern world or maybe circa 1940’s or is it still like quasi-medieval?.
Authors who aren’t very descriptive, make it hard to me emerse myself into the story.
Really? I liked that dude. Was it the accent? I watch a lot of British crime shows.
Garrett is like Chandler’s Philip Marlowe, in Stout’s Nero Wolfe setup, in a city like Pratchett’s Ankh-Morpork. It’s a multi-racial fantasy world, but with a hardboiled PI vibe.
I re-read at least one book every year.
I loved both Thieves World, and Janet and Chris Morris’ Sacred Band novels — reviewed them all for Black Gate. I learned a lot about writing heroic fantasy from Janet and Chris, with whom I keep in touch. It was an honor to contribute 9 novellas (one written with our own Seth Lindberg) for the last 7 novels in their Heroes in Hell reboot, plus a story for Heroika: Dragon Eaters. I often discussed with Janet the possibility of her being able to do her own reboot of Thieves World and she would have loved to do that, but Lynn Abbey controlled the IP. Sadly, Janet passed away and that “dream” passed away, too. Her husband Chris has a great voice and he narrated a number of Janet’s and their co-authored novels — and did a fantastic job, too.
A woman narrates the most recent book, and she’s better than the guy who did the prior book. I think the Stepsons are about to come back to Sanctuary. I recall that being among the more brutal bits…