Black Gate

One thousand words on sequel novel today. I am trying not to be a word count guy on this manuscript so much as a “time put in and making headway” guy (I have discovered that when I write to a set word count it’s easier for me to produce wretched prose than it is when I write to finish a scene), but I’ve been feeling like a lazy slug re: writing for the last week or two and this much progress feels pretty darned good. I keep thinking I’ll reach the end of the chapter, but I’m working with a bunch of sail jargon and inventing conditions my mist sailors have to deal with and I still haven’t reached the chapter climax. Maybe if I could just write all day long…

Howard 

Hands down, my favorite modern sitcom is Scrubs. I enjoy My Name is Earl — though I never seem to catch it anymore — and there are others in previous years I’ve enjoyed, but Scrubs is the family favorite in these parts. It’s absurd and wonderful and cartoony and moving, sometimes all in the same episode. I do think that the last two seasons haven’t hit it out of the park as often, but it’s still a long way from jumping the shark.

I just spent WAY too much time searching YouTube for some of my favorite moments from the series, so the least you can do is waste some time and watch them.

The core of the show is the relationship between best friends J. D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison). Here’s a typical clip of the two of them.

It’s an ensemble show, though, and I really can’t imagine the show without the rest of the players, all of whom make the show. Here’s a few more of them, this time auditioning Turk for an air band. Donald Faison is pretty amazing, and reportedly pulled this off in only two takes.

Here’s another funny ensemble scene with Carla (Judy Reyes) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) and Molly (Heather Graham).

There are frequent bizarre dream sequences or outright lies played out onscreen. Here are two of my favorites.

J. D.’s date with Turk and Carla’s hot nanny.

One of the best moments from any season is when Turk is trying to curry favor by retrieving the chief surgeons briefcase, assisted by “The Todd” (Robert Maschio).

Lastly, what would a clip celebration be without an appearance from Turk and J. D.’s stuffed dog, Rowdy?

Howard

John’s nearly through with all the physical slush, and has a few stories left to look over that I’ve forwarded on to him. With the New Year will come an end to the great slush pile.

As I’ve probably mentioned before, once we re-open, we’re going to use reading periods.

Meanwhile, work has begun on the non-fiction portions of Black Gate 12 and copies of various things we’ll be reviewing are going out to our, well, our reviewers.

I hope all of you are remembering that Black Gate website editor Leo Grin publishes articles on our web site every single Sunday… although there may be a hiatus for a week or two for the holidays. In any case, we’ve readied some good stuff for your reading pleasure in the last few weeks over at www.blackgate.com and hope you’ve been visiting.

Here I’ve just finished my first semester of teaching English composition at one of the local universities. Ironically,  I’d put off getting my masters for years with many excuses, one of them being that I never wanted to teach English comp. That’s ironic because I ended up enjoying myself — by semester’s end I felt like I’d really made a difference and helped the students to grow into better writers. With what I’ve learned this semester, next semester should be even better.

Howard

Things I’m Looking Forward to Reading in Coming Months

E. E. Knight’s third Age of Fire book, Dragon Outcast. I loved the first two; I can hardly wait to see number 3 on my bookshelf beside them. You want great dragon protagonists and world building and surprising plot twists? Here ya’ go.

Detroit Noir, edited by E. J. Olsen and the mighty John C. Hocking. For those not in the know, the rise of noir is closely aligned with the rise of sword-and-sorcery. Robert E. Howard’s style is not too far removed from Dashiell Hammett.

Leigh Brackett’s Lorelei of the Red Mist. If you’re a regular blog reader here you already know how much I love Brackett’s sword and planet and space opera work. Finally someone’s putting her complete short works into gorgeous hardcovers. 

Martha Wells’ trilogy of novels starting with The Wizard Hunters. I first read Wells’ work in the pages of Black Gate, and especially liked her second offering. I just obtained copies of all three through the mail this week.

Scott Oden’s Memnon, a historical swashbuckler set in ancient Persia. I was raving about his first historical earlier this week.

The Best of Robert E. Howard, volume 2. Sure, I’ve already read most of the stories in this book, multiple times. I’ll probably read them all again. I’ve just devoured the intro by Rusty Burke and closer from Steven Tompkins and was immensely impressed.

What I’ve Been Reading

It’s been a LONG time since I threw myself at so many novels in so short a time. Since Thanksgiving I’ve read four, starting with Northwest Passage. I’ve also read three naval adventures, hoping to find inspiration and information about ship handling. My conclusion?

C. S. Forester still comes out on top. I re-read a few chapters of Beat to Quarters yesterday after having tried the other folks for a few weeks, and even in his first book Forester is smooth and surely in command. That’s not to say that I disliked the other writers. As  said, I read three, although I tried four. My local library has an amazing collection of naval fiction, and appears to have most of each of these series, so it won’t be hard to continue any of them.

Julian Stockwell’s Kydd: This is the fictionalized account of one of the handful of men who started out as a pressed seaman (meaning he was forced to sea against his will) in the age of sail and worked his way up into the officer’s ranks and then up the ladder to admiral. It was a first class acount of life at sea and I will probably read more from this series.

Dewey Lambdin’s Gun Ketch: This was the fifth novel in his Alan Lewrie naval adventure series. I found myself reading compulsively, yet by the end I’m not sure I’ll be seeking out more, and I’m not sure why. Maybe I’ve read so many I’m suffering genre fatigue, but it may be because the pacing didn’t quite agree with me.

Alexander Kent’s Passage to Mutiny: This is the seventh novel in Kent’s (real name of Douglas Reeman) immense Bolitho saga, but I was some 60 pages in and nothing much had happened yet except characters thinking and characters being described, and it didn’t hold my interest. Maybe I’ll try one of his other books later, but it was my least favorite of all four.

Dudley Pope’s Ramage: This is the first of eighteen books about the young Lord Ramage and his rise to naval prominence. In some ways I liked it better than all the others. Pope occassionally reminds me so much of Forester that they sound the same, and I’m reminded of what one Shakespeare critic said of John Fletcher being the one playwrite who can, for short stretches, sound like Shakespeare. (Remember that Shakespeare and Fletcher worked together at the end of Shakespeare’s career.) But Fletcher worked with types rather than rounded characters, and Pope seems to do that as well. The main villain is kind of cartoony. Then there’s the annoying way Pope will break out of really excitinq sequences to give us long background in Ramage’s thoughts, or not QUITE unobtrusively enough provide us information through dialogue. When he does that it’s not as bad as “as you know, Smith, we are on this secret mission because…” but it’s not as smooth as it should be. On the other hand, Pope will turn around and create gripping action scenes, difficult situations for his characters to resolve, and he also knows his seamanship. He may actually be better than Forester at bringing tangible elements to life — the world building as he effectively describes some aspects of the Italian shore line or life at sea felt true and fully realized. According to some sources, which I haven’t been able to verify, he was Forrester’s appointed successor. Hornblower gets mentioned as a character in this first Ramage book and I’ve found other sources that say Hornblower makes appearances later in the series.

…and that’s it for my reading binge. I’ll read some more Kenneth Roberts soon, but not at this breakneck pace. I have been, as Robert E. Howard called it, “filling the well,” eagerly drinking in information and author style and background prior to a plunge into more writing.

Now back to regularly scheduled Black Gate matters, a few submissions, and heroic fiction.

Howard
 

My family owns the extended editions of the Lord of the Rings movies, which, with the exception of Return of the King, we enjoy more than the theatrical releases. The week before Thanksgiving and through the Thanksgiving school break we finally watched all three WITH the children. My youngest is 7 going on 8 and until recently we thought it might be a bit too intense. 

They really enjoyed it. My favorite part, though, took place in the moments after King Theoden’s death. The screenplay tweaked the already powerful final moments of King Theoden so that the dialogue was even sharper than the book — and it was acted superbly. Once again I was teary eyed as Theoden spoke his last. Then the camera panned over the carnage that was the battle site, and we saw dead men and horses and orcs and the massive oliphaunts sprawled across the immense field, twisted horribly as far as the eye could see. My lttle girl piped up brightly: “It’s going to take a LONG time to clean up THAT mess.”

I laughed so hard it hurt.

Howard 

A very pleasant Thanksgiving was had by all in the Black Gate rooftop headquarters. I’ve been away a long time and there’s a lot I intend to write about, but I’m going to pace myself and go for a series of short posts.

First, John O’Neill is closing on the end of the submissions pile and making final choices amongst those tales I forwarded him from e-subs. I have a handful of subs I need to address before month’s end and hope to get to them in the next few days.

Second, I’ve been meaning to write about a great swashbuckler I read on the plane to and from the World Fantasy Convention. Scott Oden’s Men of Bronze is the most fun I’ve had reading a historical in years. Set in the time of the Pharoahs, it’s a heads-down, swift-paced action novel that starts at a run and never really lets up. The central character is a Carthaginian mercenary named Hasdrubal Barca, who, while commanding a legendary border unit, stumbles upon a Persian invasion plan set in motion by traitorous Greek mercenaries. There’s soaring descriptions, vivid action, and heroics galore. I’m very much looking forward to more from Oden’s pen, and have added his Memnon to my Christmas list. Be warned — if you don’t like Robert E. Howard, or are into fiction where mopey people wander about emoting their woes and doing nothing, this book’s probably not for you.

I love a good historical adventure novel, and picked up another that’s been sitting on my bookshelf since I last read it at 12 or so, Kenneth Roberts’ Northwest Passage. I ended up spending a lot of time over my Thanksgiving break heads down over that compelling novel, wondering why I hadn’t ever read more by Roberts. That’s something I aim to correct soon, although right now I’m reading non-Hornblower nautical fiction to research the feel of, well, nautical stuff, for my own stories. I’ll read Hornblower again, someday, but I’ve already read almost every volume three times over the years, and wanted something different.

Howard