KISS’ Hard Luck Woman – It was for Rod Stewart?

KISS’ Hard Luck Woman – It was for Rod Stewart?

And now, for something completely different. My older sister was a huge KISS fan. She and some friends went out for Halloween dressed as the band one year. So, I heard their music as a little kid, but it wasn’t until later I really got into them. I saw them on the Crazy Nights tour. That remains my favorite album by the band, followed by Alive II.

While I like a lot of their songs, I acknowledge, lyrically, their tunes are the equivalent of a horny 14-year old boy. Titles like Love Gun, Bang Bang You, and Ladies Room, are about as deep as they sound. And there are a lot more ‘clear’ examples; without even getting into lyrics. Rocket Ride isn’t exactly an existential examination of interstellar travel…

But it is what it is. They’re a great rock and roll band. Paul Stanley grew up on the Motown and Philly soul sounds, and his Soul Station project is a reflection of that. IF you don’t much use for him, google him singing the classic, Get Ready, as he emulates Eddie Kendricks’ falsetto. This is the music Stanley loves. And it’s got those great Motown horns. And listen to an original song he wrote for the album, I, Oh I. It’s simply terrific and would have been a smash in 1966.

He was also a big fan of Rod Stewart, and liked songs such as Maggie May, and You Wear it Well. He wanted to write a song for Stewart, and came up with Hard Luck Woman. This explains why it doesn’t sound like a typical KISS song. The lyrics bring to mind the nautical classic Brandy, from Looking Glass.

Gene Simmons, and Eddie Kramer (the band’s manager) knew a good song when they heard one. Their last single release, Detroit Rock City, failed to even chart. But the flip side – in those 45 days – was Beth. And the power ballad got so much airplay that it hit #7 on the US singles chart. It remains the band’s biggest US hit to this day. Drummer Peter Criss’ apologetic, plaintive vocals fit the song perfectly.

Hard Luck Woman was another ballad, and the two commercial-minded men wanted to keep the song for Rock and Roll Over, the band’s next album. Stanley really did want to offer it to Stewart, but relented, with Criss recording a rather raspy lead vocal. Criss relates that Stanley kept at him to sing it like Stewart would. The drummer did not appreciate the advice and said he told Stanley he’d give him some of what he wanted, but he was gonna sing it like Peter Criss.

“I said, ‘Let me do it my way.Let me sing it. You’ll get your raspy shi** when you want it, but I’ve still got to sound like Peter., I’m not Rod Stewart, Paul. I know you wanted him to do it, but I’m not going to mimic him.”

It was the first of two singles from the album, reaching #15, making it their fourth-highest charting song of the seventies. The followup, Calling Dr. Love, went to #16. It would mark the peak of their singles chart success (they never had two singles from the same album do as well).

Of course, 1976 was the classic era of KISS, with all four original members, still in makeup. They released two albums that year, with Destroyer eight months ahead of Rock and Roll Over. Both albums reached #11 on the US charts, well ahead of Dressed To Kill’s previous best showing of #32.

Hard Luck Woman is not a typical KISS song, and they didn’t include it in subsequent live shows, as they did with Beth. I think it’s a terrific song. It showed the type of artistic range which Stanley has as a songwriter. I don’t think that Peter Criss is much of a singer. I’m not too keen on his KISS solo album (if you don’t understand that, each band member did a solo album in 1978, marketed under the KISS banner). But he sang the heck out of Beth and Hard Luck Woman.

Stanley himself sang lead when the band did it for the MTV Unplugged show., as Criss was no longer in the band. And again for an acoustic set as part of their residency in Las Vegas in 2014.

Garth Brooks did a pretty darn good cover for the KISS My Ass tribute album. I’m not too keen on most of that record, but I do like his version. Brooks and KISS teamed up to perform it live on the Jay Leno Show.

And there’s a Youtube video of the Las Vegas tribute band, Sin City KISS, backing Rod Stewart on the song.

This is an easy song to listen to repeatedly. And Peter Criss’ voice really suits the song well. It’s too bad Stanley didn’t write a few more that worked for Criss.

I’ll probably dig into Music From the Elder some day, which was a concept album, telling a fantasy saga. I’m not crazy about the actual songs, though.

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Thomas Parker

I don’t think I listened to a note after Love Gun (I think Cheap Trick elbowed them out of the rotation) but I still occasionally give one of the old discs a listen; I had Destroyer on in the car a couple of weeks ago, and I still think Detroit Rock City is one of the greatest openings of any album ever.


Yep–Love Gun is the cutoff. There are moments when I listen to “The Wall” when I think Bob Ezrin took a lot of what he contributed to Destroyer (the creepy kids on “God of Thunder”) and gave it to Pink Floyd.

Troy chrisman

yes, yes it was. I’ve seen KISS 21 times – the first in 1979 with Judas Priest opening. Always a great show, makeup or not. I’d say some of their moments have not aged well, but others have stood the test of time. The Unmasked album was a cluster at the time, but is a fine power pop listen these days. The Vinnie Vincent are could have been even better if Vinnie wasn’t such a self-damaging character. The non makeup years had some great songs and fantastic tours. Hot in the Shade had perhaps the best setlist mix of classic/new. Hey Black Gate – how about articles about KISS in comics and fiction? I could write it.
The Psycho Circus era may not have been the best musically, but it sure “spawned” a great comic book series….

John Bullard

I wasn’t a big Kiss fan in the 70’s, but this was the first song of theirs that I heard on the radio that achieved what they wanted. When I first heard it, I thought it was Rod trying to make up for his continuing slide into Disco Hell, but then the DJ said it was the new single from Kiss. “Huh”, thought I, “maybe I ought to give them more of a listen”, and found I enjoyed a few of their songs. I always thought that Gene especially was having fun writing some of their “14-year-old boy” songs. While it was problematic at the time it came out due to its subject matter, “Domino” is a Hell of a rocker, and you know Gene was laughing himself silly writing the lyrics to it.

Steve A Oerkfitz

God but I hate KISS. Right up there with Twisted Sister, Ratt, Poison, Motley Crue and Styx. Their only talent was in marketing.

Rich Horton

I confess KISS isn’t my jam. But we do have a true expert in our field — Warren Lapine, who edited/published SF magazines like Harsh Mistress, and founded the Fantastic Books publishing company (now run by Ian Randal Strock) also edited and published a KISS fanzine for a while. (And Warren once told me that he was in a “hair band” for a while — if you’ve met Warren, you know he has the hair for that! — and the size, he must be about 6’5″.)

Joe H.

Ah, yes, the classic single entendres.

KISS was the first band that my brother & I got into, much to our parents’ chagrin — it was the bubble gum cards with those pictures of Gene Simmons spitting blood and fire that did it. I think Double Platinum was the first record we ever owned on our own.

Up on YouTube right now you can find sound check performances from their very recent shows — Gene (old, fat, and wearing a bathrobe), Paul and … whoever the other two guys are … out on stage hamming it up and playing a few songs, and darn if they aren’t still having fun.

Really wish I could’ve seen them in their late-70s glory days. But that was long before my concert-going began.


I first saw them in ’75. I kid you not–it was better than sex.


A fine song but Hooligan is my Peter Criss fave.


I first saw KISS as a 12-year-old in 1975. They’ve been in my blood ever since. I’ll address a couple of things here. First, I’ve always thought that they were at their best when they weren’t writing “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” songs. No one would confuse them with Bob Dylan, but I’ve always thought that the lyrics to “God of Thunder,” for instance, were pretty clever. “Cold Gin” and “Black Diamond” are pretty gut-wrenching looks at underclass life in New York in the early 70’s. Even when women are the subjects of songs, they are often objects of scorn as much as desire. Think “Deuce,” “100,000 Years,” “Parasite,” or “Rock Bottom.” Insofar as voices go, I always thought Peter was the best singer. Before Gene resorted to grunting, he sang pretty well. Paul is okay, but he often comes across as what my uncle described as a “voice screaming out from Hell.” As you can tell, my tastes skew to the first four or five albums. Somewhere along in there they became a parody of themselves, and later, a parody of a parody. But man, I love those early albums

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