It’s not that I need a new desk lamp. It’s just that, when you discover that there exists a desk lamp crafted as a scale model of Sauron’s fortress at Barad-dûr, your life is not complete until you have one.
ThinkGeek is offering these beauties, designed by Richard Taylor as 21-inch replicas of the 9-foot tall model used to film The Lord of the Rings.
The lamps are sculpted from polystone and finished with a protective layer of polyurethane. They weigh 22 pounds and, yes, include a roving eye mounted at the top. They are priced at $299.99.
You can order yours from ThinkGeek today.
One final detail: note that these went on sale on April 1, and be sure to click on the “Buy Now” button to see actual availability.